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[Happy Wheels]

This Game is MAD!!!
I Totally love it. Hence this is a Demo, I Recommend to play the full version at totaljerkface.com
There are lots and ridiculous ways to die:
Get crushed, Get Harpooned in the face, Impaled, Spiked, Fall to death, get crushed by your own car, sharp objects and even pillows can kill you! lol. Good physics. And is pretty fun to navigate maps! ...until death.
Really the fastest way to destroy a Keyboard. :)

[Divine Intervention pt. 1]

¨I Kick ass for the Lord!¨ - Braindead

[Brainsplatters 2]

WALKTHROUGH (the whole game):
*STAGE 1:
First, you go out of an elevator, Go Right, you find an enemy, click his head twice and you´ll kill it, grab his guns, you hear a scream, WTH is wrong? an arrow will appear on your character, click it quick.
You´ll dodge a bullet, you see a grenade, click another arrow that appears, you find an innocent man, Talk to him, say him you´re a cop, since what started, dont worry mate i´ll keep you safe. Get friends and Next Level.

*STAGE 2:
Start in a room, Click Left twice, you see a small closet, click it, you grab a knife. Go Right, Click the closet, you get a rope and a Shotgun, Hell Yeaw!!! Go Right, Click Window for rope, when you´re down, Go LEFT, not Right. Get Close to the Guns Shop, Shoot tha Window, Grab a Snipah Rifle, Go Left, Enemies! Shoot them while you lockpick. NEXT LEVAHL!

*STAGE 3:
You Start as a Sniper, A Couple of enemies pop out, shoot them all. Note: There is a granny with a shotgun, shoot his leg and then his head. DEAD. Later, go to left, shoot a hanging box there, it will fall clearing you another way.

*STAGE 4:
You Start outside a Wherehouse, Go Left, click a Trash Can. Go back Right, go towards the front door, Click the Plastic thing, You are inside the Werehouse. Go Left, Two Enemies, Blow them away, Click a Window. Shoot an enemy outhere. ENDGAME!

Review:
I Love This Game. I Think is the first point-and-click game i had ever played. (Before i got my account) The Game itself is Easy. I Like the sounds, except when you broke a window, that sounds more like a car horn. I Also like the enemies, except that are fast as hell.
Overall i LOVE it. :)

[:the game:]

ROKL
Rolling On the Keyboard Laughing! LOL. :)

[This is the Only Level 3]

Walkthrough!!!!!

Level 1# Flip the Switch: Normal Gameplay.
Level 2# Middle Position: When you turn the switch, position it to the middle.
Level 3# Under The Sea: Normal Gameplay but, Under the Sea.
Level 4# SHOOT! THE GATE!: The Switch will break, go in front of the door and click several times, this will make the switch to shoot and destroy the door.
Level 5# Pastries in Space: Shoot a pastrie (Press Spacebar, this will shoot from the butt) on the switch and it will open.
Level 6# Speak Friend and Enter: When your close to the door, a sign will appear where you must write in there ¨FRIEND¨ The door will open by itself.
Level 7# Make the right click: Click Right button on the mouse, and it will appear ---OPEN GATE--- Press there and it will open.
Level 8# Backstage pass: Theres an invisible wall in the middle, go through the door, and go to the other door by moving the character with arrow keys. Dont forget to turn the switch!
Level 9# Rave Elephant Rave: Normal gameplay, but you´ll die if the colors streaming down touch you...
Level 10# Farewell to Fat: Shoot lots, and lots of pastries to get back to your normal form, and fit inside the Pipe. LOL...
Level 11# Back and Forth Forever: Turn the switch Back and Forth, Back and Forth till the door opens. l
Level 12# Addition and Subtraction: Press + To open the gate.
Level 13# Slingshot: Move the elephant by clicking on it, while pressing button drag it like a catapult and it will move flying. Move the elephant through the Switch and to the pipe. Dont forget!
Level 14# Bad little ugly elephant: Catch the letters in order of the word: ¨BLUE¨
Level 15# The Touhou project: There will be blue balls shooting from the switch, when it turns to red balls shooting, it will kill you unless you click and the
elephant turns red, but it will die too by blue balls.
Level 16# You have to open another window: Open another window, go to the same page, and same game, there will apear a switch. Click on it and it will turn and open the door.
Level 17# Deadly walls afloat: Your floating, but dont touch the floor/ground or you may die. Dont forget to Turn the Switch.
Level 18# Multiple Elephantility Disorder: Normal Gameplay, but when you pass the pipe, you must do it over and over and over until 5 times.
Level 19# BOMBS AWAY!!!!: Shoot a pastrie above the door where you must pass, and the pastrie will explode and pass through the exploded room.
Level 20# Text based adventure: There will be a thing below where you must write: SWITCH and PIPE.
Level 21# Switched up: Dont Flip the Switch! Pass through the open door. If you flipped it, you can flip it back.
Level 22# Cage the elephant: When you Flip the switch and go through the pipe, in the past will be a cage, free yourself by moving left and right and the cage will break.
Level 23# High jump: There is an invisible wall in the middle, so when you jump first you´ll jump low, jump again and you´ll jump ok. Jump again and you will jump more higher and you´ll pass through the invisible wall.
Level 24# Tricky Doors: There will be an invisible wall in the middle, so pass through the door, and go through the pipe.
Level 25# Pi in the sky: Press: 314159265 and door opens.
Level 26# Hello MR. Velociraptor: Normal Gameplay, but you control a Velociraptor.
Level 27# Highscore board snake champion: While the game, go to menu, and to scores, in the armor games logo will be a Snake Game, Reach 5 points and go back to game, door will open.
Level 28# Misplaced door: Place doors with your mouse, and some doors in the pipe, go through the door that leads the pipe and next level.
Level 29# Revenge of the A-MAZE-ING: Invisible walls again!
Level 30# Door to door pastrie switching: Shoot pastries through a door that is in front of the switch, when pastries touch the switch it will open door.
Thats it, All Levels. Amazing game! Of course, it took me a while to figure out how to pass the levels. :P

[This is the Only Level II]

Walkthrough!!!!!

Level #1 Arrow Keys Required: Normal Gameplay.
Level #2 Hop, Skip And a Jump: You Can Only jump 3 times.
Level #3 Peek-A-Boo: Everytime you turn back the door opens, so get close to it.
Level #4 AntiGravity: Once you press the button, the stage turns up-side-down.
Level #5 Red Light!: Stay Without moving 5 seconds. The Door will open by itself.
Level #6 Through the tunnel: When you start, there will be a tunnel in your past, pass through it.
Level #7 Back Where you Started: Go back to the pipe where you started.
Level #8 Drag and Drop: Use The Mouse to open the door by dragging it from above.
Level #9 Run Donkey Run: Normal Gameplay. But you control a Donkey.
Level #10 Circle the Wagon: Press WASD Fast and you´ll move by yourself.
Level #11 World 1-2: Like Mario, Break the ceiling and go through it, Go to the right, and you´ll found three pipes, go through one of them like mario.
Level #12 Flip It: The same Stage, but up-side-down.
Level #13 Sticky Keys: Press SHIFT 5 times and the door will open by itself.
Level #14 The Sky is Falling: Normal Gameplay... OH WAIT!!!! RUN!!!!
Level #15 Stuck?: Press the Walkthrough Link. The Door will open.
Level #16 Sliding Portcullis: Press the button several times, The Door will open, but RUN!!!! The Door will close!!! If it Closed, Try it Again.
Level #17 Left IS Right: Once your down there, Go to Left.
Level #18 Fingerpainting: Normal Gameplay, Different look.
Level #19 The Alphabet: Press the Alphabet. A B C D E F G H I K E L M N O P R Q S T U V W X Y Z. The Door Will open.
Level #20 Amazeing: Invisible Walls.
Level #21 Schizophrenic: When The Elephant is Blue, Walks normally, but when the Elephant gets Red, Left goes Right and Viceversa.
Level #22 Whats on the Menu?: Go to the Menu, and the elephant on the menu, lead it to the button on above of the menu.
Level #23 Deaf, Dumb And Blind: You Cant see a thing, except the door, so when you reach it, Press MUTE and it will open.
Level #24 On Ice: You are Sliding everytime you move. Try sliding to the Button and Towards the pipe.
Level #25 Death from above (And Below): There are Spikes moving with your movement. above and some below.
Level #26 X-Axis Pull: In the middle of the screen, there is change of gravity, When you go below, You go up-side-down, When your Above, You go normal.
Level #27 D34TH 15 2AD: Go towards the spikes in order of the titles numbers.
Level #28 Surface Painting: When you walk to the floor, you paint it and number counting jumps out. So, you got to paint 50 Blocks of the floor.
Level #29 Freefalling: You are falling!!! avoid the spikes and go to through the pipe.
Level #30 Corpse Shot: Send a dead Body to the Button and the dead will push it, but go fast to the door, Because it will dissapear the dead body and Close the door!!!!
Thats it, all the levels. But there is an Easter Egg of an Unpassable Level.
1) Go to Menu.
2) Control the Elephant below the Armor Games logo.
3) Jump behind the logo and go left.
try to pass it. :)

[Bullet Audyssey]

Excellent!!!!!! I Loved it.

Another awesome music choice would have been ¨You broke my heart in 8bits¨
It can be a nice thing for a sequel too, if you have another planned... ;)

[This is the Only Level]

Exellent game!

I Love how challenging and awesome thinking game is this! Keep with the good work jmtp02, ARMOR GAMES RULES!!!!!